The Geek Of All Media
Back in 1997, I started writing reviews of all of the movies I saw in the theatre. Who knew that I would still be doing this bullshit this far down the line.
Now, here I am with my own domain name and a site that no one can delete…until the government takes over the internet.
Basically, this is a site for me and my friends to air their grievances about pop culture or whatever the hell they’re aggrieved about, be it politics, life or…what the fuck.
If you want to know something about me, trust me: you don’t. I’m much more interesting in print than I am in life. But, here’s my myspace site just in case.
What’s the catch here, though? What makes my site different from anyone else’s?
Well, I wish I could answer that. Maybe it’s my total candidness. Maybe it’s the fact that I make up words to suit my own purposes. Maybe it’s the fact that I like to type the word “fuck” a lot. Or that I don’t give a rat’s ass who I offend. (Sort of.) I don’t know. Up until now, the site was all my own. I was the only contributor. Now I’ll take submissions from anyone I know who happens to have an opinion. Maybe that’s it.
Yeah. That’s it. This site is written by a bunch of opinionated assholes. (Can you feel the sarcasm?)
Enough about me and my friends. Why don’t you peruse the site. Then, if you think I’ll care, tell me what you think.
Here’s what’s new:
Check out my vacation section where I blogged about my recent sojourn around the country. It ended a bit sooner than I thought it would, but it was fun and I’m glad I did it.
NEW SECTION!!!
Finally got a Beatles page up. Check it out.
NEW SECTION!!!
JAMES BOND–I’m reading the books and watching the movies and telling YOU all about it.
- Quantum Of Solace (story: 1959; movie 2008)
- Diamonds Are Forever (book: 1958; movie: 1971)
- Moonraker (book: 1955; movie: 1979)
- Live And Let Die (book: 1954; movie: 1973)
- Casino Royale (book: 1953; movies: 1954, 1967, 2006)
Check out my take on the old Video Nasties. I’ll be updating hopefully pretty frequently. All reviews will be on the same page, so I will only have the latest listed here.
- Cannibal Man (1973)
- The Devil Hunter (1980)
- Eaten Alive (1980)
- Evilspeak (1981)
- I Spit On Your Grave, aka Day Of The Woman (1978)
- The Funhouse (1981)
- The Ghastly Ones (1968)
Oscar stuff
Movie reviews
- Fantastic Fest 2009–District 13: Ultimatum/Universal Soldier: A New Beginning/Daybreakers
- Fantastic Fest 2009–Yesterday/The Bare Breasted Countess (1973)/Avatar preview/The Human Centipede
- Fantastic Fest 2009–Crazy Racer/Dread–9/29/09
- Fantastic Fest 2009–Metropia–9/28/09
- Fantastic Fest 2009–The Legend Is Alive/Buratino/Mandrill/The House Of The Devil–9/27/09
- Fantastic Fest 2009–Drawn And Quartered (Animated Shorts)/Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl/Antichrist/K-20/Cropsey/Yatterman/Survival Of The Dead–9/25-26/09
- Fantastic Fest 2009–First Squad/Merantau/Short Fuse shorts program–9/24/09
- 9–9/13/09
- Cinemapocalypse!–8/15-16/09 (includes Inglourious Basterds!)
- Thirst–7/29/09
- Orphan–7/26/09
Music reviews
- SXSW09–Devo–3/20/09
- SXSW2008-Van Morrison/R.E.M.–3/12/08
- The Beatles albums
- The Police–Reunion Tour–11/20/07
- Sean Lennon at The Parish–3/31/07
Rants/Tributes
- John Hughes–8/9/09
- 9/11 Is A Joke–9/12/08
- Poltergeist…A-FUCKING-GAIN?!?!–8/22/08
- Olympics Schmolympics–8/9/08
Books
- Love Is A Mix Tape by Rob Sheffield
- Complicated Shadows: The Life And Music Of Elvis Costello by Graeme Thomson
- The Big Oyster by Mark Kurlansky
- Me And Orson Welles by Robert Kaplow
- The Name Of The Wind (The Kingkiller Chronicle: Day One) by Patrick Rothfuss
- Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling
